Purr-fectly housekept
MRSCATE golden coin with the housewife cat portrait

$MRSCATE

The golden housewife of the blockchain. She bakes the coins, hangs the laundry, counts the stacks — and never opens her eyes.

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About

Meet the lady of the house

MRSCATE keeps a mid-century kitchen somewhere between a vintage postcard and the mempool. She whisks batter, presses aprons and stacks hundred dollar bills in the pantry with the same calm smile. No roadmap, no promises — just impeccable housekeeping and a community that keeps showing up for dinner.

  • MRSCATE hanging white sheets on a laundry line in a sunny yard
    Laundry day
  • MRSCATE holding a porcelain plate stacked with warm gold coins
    Coins warm
  • Gold MRSCATE coin with her portrait framed inside the letter C
    On the coin
MRSCATE the housewife cat whisking batter in a pastel retro kitchen
Baking since block 0
Meme cabinet

Certified house memes

Three frames hanging in her cabinet right now. Make a better one, post it on X, and she hangs it up next.

  • MRSCATE riding a green bicycle with a kitten in the front basket
    School runKitten in the basket, hands on the bars
  • MRSCATE mopping a checkered floor while a green bar chart climbs the wall
    Mopping the dipFloors clean, candles green
  • MRSCATE in curlers fanning hundred dollar bills in front of a stocked pantry
    Pantry checkGroceries stacked, receipts hidden

Bring your own plate

Drop your MRSCATE meme in the community and it lands on this wall.